Besides carpet burn, this is what happens

Besides carpet burn, this is what happens when you spend it all in one place, at one time, on one woman.

He banged his head once again against the floor, then pulled himself up & limped to the bathroom. "God, I look like hell," he said to himself in the mirror. "I need a change, a new

name. Something to go by that doesn't send shivers down the average American's spine." Uttering his name, he knew, had recently become akin with the likes of Bundy, Dahmer even

Squawkers. You can't escape a bad name and my name will go down in infamy. I tried to change my name to :-) but that was not allowed. I said it was pronounced Captain Awesome.

So, I changed the spelling to P-R-I-V-A-T-E-P-E-T-E-R, to throw people off my true awesomeness and my higher rank. Unfortunately, my grandma now thinks I am a porn actor.

Unfortunately my grandma is a porn director. She shouted at me, "Grandson, you better be fluffed up we have a seriously outrageous scene. And I want you to look natural!" She

The Rapist on the other had could possibly help me. I ran home to dig through my collection of stolen Court documebts but they were no where to be found. I looked in Miami, and I

instantly located them. They were in Flipper's secret stash at Marineland. Don't let anyone tell you that dolphins aren't smart. They're too smart. Flipper refused to return them

Because he could sell them for cash. Flipper put them under lock and key, guarded by a dog. Marineland management could not swim that deep, no human could. They knew it was the end