Am I the only one around here who doesn't

Am I the only one around here who doesn't want to watch the video about it but just wants to read the instructions? IT'S 7 MINUTES LONG. I'ts buffering, I'm yelling. I JUST WANT TO

TAKE A LONG WALK OF A SHORT PIER! I JUST WANT TO BUBBLE BATH IN AN ACTIVE VOLCANO! I JUST WANT TO STOP SCREAMING AND TAKE POSITIVE LIFE ACTION. Stop. Catch breath. Inhale ether.

In through the nose. Out through the mouth. Just like the doc said. Ahhh. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT BUDDY! YOU WANT SUMMA THIS! YOU GOT IT! Oh, that's a tree.

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms I found there in the forest. But I was lost & hungry. Now the trees around me started to speak. "What the hell are

you doing here? We voted you Most Likely To Succeed & now you're HERE?" I looked closely at the talking trees. They were my 3 best friends from high school. I rubbed my eyes

against their bark because they itched like crazy. A weird date led to the worst bout of pink eye I ever had. My friends, who'd been turned into talking trees did not like that one

Because that was how they became talking trees. I became a flying squirrel. We never spoke again. I flew millions of miles and saw the world from way up above.

After a few millennia I'd accumulated a lot of frequent flyer miles and went back in my word & visited the talking trees. Being redwoods they lived still.Their rough barky exterior

belied the tender nature of their redwood tree hearts. "By Gawd, we've missed you," they cried when they saw me, and their branches embraced me. I was passed to the treetops and