This is a test of the Emergency FoldingStory

This is a test of the Emergency FoldingStory System. FS writers across the world in voluntary cooperation with a few creative authorities have developed this system to keep you

-r soul from being crushed by a pointless job. You have folded within the last 24 hours, but if this were a real emergency, our dedicated squad of folders would visit your cubicle

confession box. You see, Foldingstory is trying to create its own cul...religion. It's a spirituality that you can practice at work. The folds are where you confess your most secre

t language devices. Adherents can utilize all sorts of arcane code words, euphemisms, allusions, and hidden meanings within their own personal additions to folding stories.

After completing the final fold, the members of the cult involved in the story reenacted it in a public space. Inevitably the folding story cult's theater performances caused

a disturbance on Earth's axis and a hell mouth was opened.Demons flew out of the pit and over the actors at the Fold Cult Theater so that

the cast lost their dramatic timing and the production of Mamet's stage interpretation of Apocalypse Now! was ruined. The flying demons spread out across the darkening sky, forming

The Godhead was percieved by everyone across the world. "Long time since we've chatted. Been busy. How you guys doing? On a scale of 1 to 10?"

I said it would be a 7 or 8. No way I could lie and say a 10. I was still have nightmares about my ex wife. The Godhead said, don't worry. It will work out in the wash, somehow.