John was scared of supernatural things but

John was scared of supernatural things but one day he a documentary on supernatural, he was puzzled should he believe,until

his documentary on the supernatural led him to the super market. It was spooky. The "Head" manager let him stay over night to film. That's when things got out of control.

The fluorescent lights of the supermarket switched off, replaced by the purple glow of UV tubes. I turned to the "Head" Manager; he sneered. Then, the jarred heads began to wail.

After my terror subsided. I began to inspect the rows of moaning heads. Was that David Byrne's floating with some pickles in the condiment section? The "Head" manager winked and

bits of eraser eerily blew out the back of his head. David Lynch was the "Head" Manager. I saw then that it *was* David Byrne's head levitating alongside the mustard and mayo.

David Byrne's head was trying to speak to me. I reached up to take it off the shelf, but the Head Manager slapped my wrist. "YOU will find heads of lettuce in the produce section."

The manager was Max Headroom. I quickly wheeled away under his inscrutable gaze. I could hear David Byrne's head pleading for help. My own head was pounding in frustration as I

Here in the 80's, it was awesome, but I started to miss Maroon 5, etc. The music videos I had access to were amusing, yes, but it sucked being limited. Not being able to escape, I

punched the nearest cop to activate my politically correct powers to jump back into the modern era. "Ah, more music," thought I.