My favorite art is from the 50s, 60s and

My favorite art is from the 50s, 60s and 70s when

smell like angels' sweat. Which, as it turns out, sells art really quickly. An online auction fetched prices as high as $3 billion for one piece, the highest amount ever recorded.

Locking Castiel in the hot box, they were sure his cherubic persperation would net them millions in the art deco trade market. Then they searched for Clarence and that gay guy from

the movie "Hot Rod." Richardson was his name, and he was flamboyantly gay. Locking him in the hot box with Castiel wasn't going to go over well. But there was money to be made.

And sleazy amateur porn doesn't make itself. The film in the can, production on "Hot Box II" already underway, and his bank account flush for the first time in his life,

he knew what he would be doing the rest of his life. His next flick was pay-per-view on the home improvement channel "Power Tools". His porn never actually showed nudity. Innuendo

was rampant though what with all that pounding, hammering, screwing, and upside-down Brazilian sawhorsing. He loved when they did that move. That was where

the action was, and that was where the money was. He rejoiced at this thought, dreaming to himself of all the wealth and riches he would gain from knowing this. Nothing like Brazil

nuts roasting over an open fire. He glanced happily again at Santa's order for 30 million boxes of Brazil nuts to be delivered to the North Pole. Student loans could now be paid.