Maxwell, was a new student at his school.

Maxwell, was a new student at his school. He was expecting to be lonely as all new students on the first day of school would expect, but when he went into the school, he met Amanda

, the most beautiful of all the chicas. He asked her if she had a pencil, and she replied quickly "ofcourse!" He knew right away that this was gonna be a great year. The next day,

he was hit by a bus. Which just goes to show you, it isn't always a good year, even if she does have a pencil.

Byzantine platitudes was what she was known for. That hot little ditty about the pencil was nothing compared to her favorite, "It just goes to show you, it isn't always a chess

of drawers that sketch out our paths through life." She winked as if we were on the same wavelength. She added, baroquely, "Sometimes we just need to get our ducks in

plum sauce. I've got a hankering for Chinese. Let's order take-out." She liked to philosophize while eating lo-mein. I picked up the phone, "Cream Cheese Wontons?"

30 minutes later we were bloated, tired, and no closer to understanding our place in the world around us. We hadn't formed a single rational argument between us, but the plum sauce

was so good that we simply had seconds, and engorged on that saucy warm goo which filled our very souls with happiness. At that point we were so lost that we didn't notice the

lobster.