Once there was a bat he hated getting head

Once there was a bat he hated getting head butted by baseball and he was finished he was so jealous so he quit.

so he did basketball, he ate it. he did soccer, he pooped. And he did bingo, he quit it was boring

After class Kanalu sulked along to see his teacher with his F-grade assignment swinging in a carrier bag by his side. "Sit down Kan" his teacher said as she

started the camera. "How are they hanging Kanalu, " she asked him. She noticed his quick look at the camera and she knew that whatever he was about to say was going to be amazing.

Kanalu looked her in the eyes, smiled, took a gentle hold of her hands, and whispered to her: "My favorite Pokémon is Agumon."

And I was spechless. I always thought that I was her favourite pokèmon. How could her favourite be Agumon? I am hotter. I guess, Agumon is rich, richer than I....

I promised myself that I was going to have my revenge glow-up on her, so I started training, but a man called Ash kidnapped me. He forced me into fighting against Agumon, but I

lacked the skills to survive their onslaught. I'm "alive" if being a brain in a jar qualifies as living. They've promised me a body soon. I asked for a clone but my insurance won't

pay for it. It's a cruel existence, thinking and being but not really living. This is not what I intended. If only my true humanity was in reach...I'd give anything to die.