Out of the darkness walked a tall robed figure.

Out of the darkness walked a tall robed figure. With him he carried a massive scythe that would take 3 grown men to lift. He was on a mission. He walked forth and prepared

his backmasked speech for the talking Ken doll production. "Lla uoy evol I tub tuo hsal I." With his deed done, the grim reaper-LARPer moseyed on out of the recording studio to

find that the studio was occuppied by Dr. Dre. They had been frozen in a time-stretch, trying to write Dre's album for the last 10 years. The grim reaper-LARPer

some answers, what has he done, and why? Dr Dre needed to remember why he did his evil scheme. Dr Dre hired the hypnotists to make him remember.

But Dr Dre neglected to check on Angie's List to learn who the most reputable hypnotists were & ended up hiring a couple of real doozies.The hypnotists implanted false memories in

Snoop Cloney-Clone's mind: upon waking, he believed that he was Princess Kate. "Where's my tiara?" the confused rapper-clone asked Dre. Dre snarled at the hypnotists. "What the

Salamanders happening here? A guy steps out of the room two minutes and everyone's got their shoes on their hands! A quick fumble through my pockets soon revealed the sad state of

affairs: I had no shoes to put on my hands. Oh the shame! The humility! I was forced by my salamander comrades to go into exile in the wastelands, where I could only eat mice and

plan my eventual uprising against those who cast me out. They're time would come... I would make them all pay for what they've done.