The Bible in 10 folds. God creates paradise,

The Bible in 10 folds. God creates paradise, gets bored, makes two humans & tells them not to eat an apple. Ofcourse they do, get kicked out & turn truly wicked, except one guy Noa

h. He was cool, so God told him there was going to be a flood. Noah and some made it. Then a little ways down came Moses. Moses was a cool guy except that his

Sense of direction was a little off and he had an irritating trait of nosiness. Just minding your own business, and suddenly Moses comes in with his "thou shalt not"'s and his

crazy burning bush story.Now he's telling us we gotta trudge through the desert behind some giant cloud that supposed to be God? I think this Moses guy's drunk,that's what I think.

But wait. Was that really a burning bush, or was it really God, the Lord of Lords, and the King of Kings - right there appearing before Moses? Perhaps it was I who was drunk.

But wait another minute. Jesus turned water into wine, so drinking is not sinful according to the Bible. Neither is dancing, for that matter. It is party time with Jesus! I got up

and started dancing. Jesus was reviving this Toga party, someone had brought lox and bagels, and Jesus had turned it into a seafood buffet.

There were many fish, commonly found in sushi. Three years later, these fish were toxic from Fukushima radiation. This was the last supper!

the idea of a food fight at The Last Supper was rather creative, I had to admit. Finally seeing the genius in the piece, I raised my paddle and made a bid for $4. I won.