The side kicks didn't want to be sidekicks

The side kicks didn't want to be sidekicks anymore. They wanted to be in charge. So being lead by Bucky they started a revolt. The first attack was on Captain America who

nagged to death by Kathy Lee. The Sidekicks of the world united to overthrow the hegemony. Andy Richter grabbed flaming pumpkins and threw them at

avistically at Conan O'Brien's hair which ignited. Then Paul Schafer got revenge on Dave for all those snide comments by rigging a stupid human trick so

Great dreams grew like tentacles from the oatmeal.

That's why it died young.

The paper flew past an old man who was sitting alone feeding the ducks, before landing on a rubbish bin. He got up and looked at it, then threw it away with the rest of the trash.

So there the will remained, among half-eaten burgers and chewed gum, until the garbage collector arrived on Wed. , Jilly Boe. While collecting the trash, the will fell out. Jilly r

eached down to pick it up. "Wot's this?!" Jilly unfolded the will & quickly scanned it. "Holy Moses!" Dropping everything (except the will, of course), Jilly hightailed it to

change you name to "Jelly" and whenever you laugh you must do so in a jolly manner." "Like Santa Claus?" "Exactly." Jilly signed the documents. "At least I get the last laugh."