When I ran sound at my best friend's wedding,

When I ran sound at my best friend's wedding, I played "Dude Looks Like a Lady" while she was walking up the aisle. Everyone started screaming and throwing Kleenex boxes at me.

So, when I offer you a Kleenex, don't feel like you can't take more than one. I've got plenty of boxes still. Plus, I don't need your snot all over my car. Anyway, where did you wa

nt to go to eat. Pizza Yurt is open twenty four 7 and Foyo Goyo is having an all you can eat special. Price of admission your little sister's diary. "Foyo Goyo it is!"

The guy at Foyo Goyo looked at the diary I had given him. "How old is your sister, 46", he asked tossing it back at me. "42 actually", I corrected him and tossed it back at him. He

caught it deftly with one hand and, grabbing his juggling pins from the table, began juggling them and the diary. It was crazily mesmerising. His hair was

rising up in little tufts, as the air from the various objects brushed past it. As talented as he was, I knew that as long as he focused on his pins, he'd never notice the gash, s

-ubtle and shadowy, that I had torn in the fragile fabric of time right there by the bowling ball polisher. He stared at his pins and aimed carefully, but just as he threw, a cave

man streaked--YES...STREAKED NAKED across the lane grabbed his ball just as it was about to make a perfect between the 1 & 3 pins. "No fair, Dude! Mark it 10 plus whatever I roll

I pulled her under the table with me & looked her in the eye and kissed her deeply. We unlocked lips and she opened her eyes and played "We are the champions" on her triangle!