AnneMarie,dancer at L'OperaBallet,Paris where

AnneMarie,dancer at L'OperaBallet,Paris where students are called"little mice",had a rat phobia.Almost impossible to her to say yes to the part on TheNutcracker."Mice King my ass!"

shouted Richard Gere while he watched them rehearse. He saw their shocked face. The Mouse King took off the mask and stared at Gere as if to say,

"I'm workin' heah! Do I rock the slurpee machine when you're workin'!?" The Mouse King shook his head as if to say he was annoyed with Mr. Gere. He donned the mask again & sang,

"Hey, it's fun to be a prostitute!" He had a terrible habit of opening Bongwater songs towards the middle, but being the Mouse King nobody complained. Mr. Gere seethed, feeling

being a Buddhist had changed his perspective of doing anything other than folding old stories for enlightenment. Nowhere could a prostitute be spotted, thanks to Shout. Mouse King

was an mediocre buddhist. He'd offer up the holes of his cheese to his ancestors & mumbled his prayers against marauding cats incoherently. Mouse King lived in Rosy's net stockings

that had fallen out of her eighth floor apartment and had landed in a tree outside. The stockings made a fine hammock for Mouse King and he enjoyed a stiff drink and a gentle wind

to steer her by. Sadly a hammock makes a poor vessel and quickly sank causing the Mouse King to lose his crown to the murky depths of Pickachu Lake. The king barely made it ashore.

ropes above Niagra Falls. It was a new method of pest control which sparked controversy among locals. In the end, the locals rioted, and accidentally set all the pests free.