One sunny morning, I looked into the mirror

One sunny morning, I looked into the mirror and noticed that for absolutely no reason at all, a toenail was imbedded into my forehead. Either that, or it grew there. "Odd..." I

tried to remember last night Robbie kicked me in the face. This is the story of the cast of Dinosaurs cussing and falling down drunk and on drugs and puking drugs on each other.

Actually, that means this is the story of Dinosaur Jr. When the man with bags of white powder showed up the played air

guitarist, Eric Melin, was pissed. "That Jay Mascis played me again! Curses!" Melin began air jamming Jesus Lizard, Melvins, Helmet, Mudhoney -- but he'd lost his touch. The dealer

Said, "You need to practise on a real guitar." Mudhoney was the headliner that night at Radiofest.

Mudhoney didn't know the orgnaizers of Radiofest had set him up for a head-to-head musical duel with Honeybadger playing a muleskin banjo so when Mudhoney showed up with his guitar

Honeybadger felt threatened. Honeyadger didn't like being threatened. You didn't threaten Honeybadger. Honeybadger threatened you. This threatener needed to send a message that any

ever since the Unification Wars of '68. "I really wanted ta 'ave some gluten 'fore I kicked it, Badge." Honeybadger had no gluten at the time. Honeybadger could only watch as

his best friend wasted away without the nutrient he so desperately wanted. he had hoped to at least do this for him, but in the end his oldest friend slept like so many before him.