And then he appeared. Patrick Swayze. His

And then he appeared. Patrick Swayze. His angel wings flapped from his temples. I tried to speak but he held up his finger. Shirtless. He said, "Now I've had, the time of my

life, no I never felt like this before. Yes I swear it's the truth , & I owe it all to you." In his outstretched hands was an edible fruit arrangement & a gift certificate to Jif

fy Lube. Oda Mae Brown was touched at his gesture, but at the same time a little creeped out. How did he know she needed an oil change and had been craving edible fruit? Sam Wheat

Thins had the edible fruit piled high on his back, and he was cooked in sunflower oil. "What a lovely change of pace," Oda Mae Brown thought. Eda Mame Brown cut in on her action

but Oda Mae said "Oh no you don't!" and shoved Eda Mae's head in the vat of hot sunflower oil. "Oh thank you," cried Eda Mae, "my hair was terribly dry, now look how it shines!"

This is how Eda Mae was - alway seeing the positive in any situation. Oda Mae was so infuriated she crushed Eda's head in a vice-like wrestling hold and sprinkled parmesan shavings

On her disembodied head and boiled it for dinner. Oda Mae shared it with a homeless man and neither noticed the odour police pulling up by the front of their house until they were

capable of being noticed. Then they still were not noticed. So Oda Mae & the homeless man in her home were surprised when the Odour Police burst into her parlor looking for a head.

"This is not THAT sort of parlor!" Ida Mae indignantly told the Odour Police. After they left she and the homeless man laughed their heads off and poured gin into their throatholes

they spawned grotesque shadows as they danced the tango around the fire. Then they regaled each other with tales of their exploits, cackling madly far into the night