Sometimes, when Elfrida the pink sugar elephant

Sometimes, when Elfrida the pink sugar elephant felt sad, she'd call Bernie the liquorice panda. "Bernie, I have to talk. It's the white sugar mice. I can't stand their string tail

s. The Liquorice Panda hung from a red vine, and said, "Oh let the white sugar mice be, they're so sweet." But Elfrida the Pink Sugar Elephant felt like she was in a sticky

Situation so she ate them. All her teeth fell out the next day and she went to the dentist. Dr. Dihgdskhvhli said, it must have been a live mouse. She only cooked mice after that.

Then she would have to throw the cooked mice into the blender and make a nice mice slurry which she then sucked up with a straw. Dr. Dihgdskhvhli couldn't restore her teeth be he

a legitimate dentist (and he wasn't with a prescription like that). We of the Rat Party object to this callous disregard for our lives. We are not food! We produce art and science!

Just because we are rodents and don't need a dentist anyway, we rats take pride in our arts and sciences, even though they mostly involve our excretions. No philistine dentist can

find time to fix our teeth. It's a lesser known fact that we modify our fluids to give the scientists the results we want them to see. They publish the research, which is only just

the tip of the beaker.

The hole it left was more that just corrosion. It was the hole left in all of our hearts after experiencing collective tragedy. However, maybe we can tend our wounds together...