As i walk through the valley where i harvest

As i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain i take a look at my wife and realize.........

i shouldnt have gotten drunk every night smh...

now im sitting here wondering if i was the cause of that girls death i remember being

-s with oval white heads and big eyes taking me and the girl aboard a giant craft. They gave us peanuts for the flight, and inserted a giant

gray cartridge into a giant...well, it looked like a box. Some kind of computer. The big-eyed white aliens made the girl and I eat peanuts while they played strange video games

On the consoles embedded in their abdomens. "Enough with the peanuts!" I said, as I threw them in the big alien eyes. When are we going to

learn about the meaning of life?" My voice hung densely in the still air and I was left to face the accusatory tone I hadn't bothered softening. Just when I thought no answer was

probably the best answer, the entirety of my field of vision glitched slightly, as though someone hit the degaussing button on an old monitor. Text floated in the air in front of

I blurted out, "WELL BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT!" And that, my friends, is how I, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, became rich and famous.