I think it's the most natural thing in the

I think it's the most natural thing in the world to make fun of stuff because things are really stupid. And so if you happen to be a writer and you think a lot of things are stupid

. Stupid is as stupid does, however. But only really REALLY stupid writers would say this, as we all have fairly large egos here in FoldingStory. It's just so easy to make fun of

Forest Gump because he's slow and dances like he's being hit with a tennis racquet. But then Forest Gump got real rich and all my jokes at his expense lost their thunder.

So I employed new tactics. I dumped ball bearings and glass shards on the high school football field Forrest Gump cut for free. The jokes still worked on Lt. Dan, that skinny-leg

humping SOB. So we renamed the dog Atrophy and hit the road with our ragtag somewhat minstrel show. Some wag called it that and it stuck but another wag came along and freed it.

Our traveling minstrel show went south when Atrophy was slapped with a lawsuit from a dozen different mothers for his bastard puppies. Only in the Midwest, am I right, folks? Still

waters run deep, and Atrophy the Petrified Dog was as still as they come, so to speak. Audiences throughout the midwest thrilled at his stillness. His progeny however, ran through

attract other male dogs. Twelve showed up. Circling the frozen mangy mutt, they lifted their legs and pissed on the iced dog to thaw him. They thought they would be successful when

the ice around his snout melted, and the “Papillon la glace” exhaled and growled and let out a YELP! But, regrettably, Godzilla heard the howling and stomped the dog to death.