(excrpted from nutmegaman) "Hee hee." "Are

(excrpted from nutmegaman) "Hee hee." "Are we done giggling?" asked Sister Christian, "Because you all make me sick

." Sister Christian had discovered her students' sacrilegious Bible Fan Fiction, entitled "Noah and Joan of Arc," in which the flood put out Joan's stake fire and she flew home on

a flight. A group of men wanted to know how much Sister Christian's flight was. They urged her to drive instead. They wanted her to put her motor in and

fly like an eagle, let her spirit set her free. They kept at her because girls just wanna have fun and soon Billie Jean would show up here all

like a beauty queen on a movie screen. "Tenderoni, you've got to be," I said. We were at a club down in north Soho where they drink champagne and it takes just like cherry cola.

"Don't call me 'Tenderoni,' " she said, as she walked up to me and she asked me to dance. We danced on the floor in the round, then I pushed her away. I walked to the door and she

started to cry tears like diamonds and that's when I knew

And then I remembered, I have to pay taxes and I'm not that clever.

and that is THE END! haha