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(excrpted from nutmegaman) "Hee hee." "Are

  • (excrpted from nutmegaman) "Hee hee." "Are we done giggling?" asked Sister Christian, "Because you all make me sick

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  • ." Sister Christian had discovered her students' sacrilegious Bible Fan Fiction, entitled "Noah and Joan of Arc," in which the flood put out Joan's stake fire and she flew home on

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  • a flight. A group of men wanted to know how much Sister Christian's flight was. They urged her to drive instead. They wanted her to put her motor in and

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  • fly like an eagle, let her spirit set her free. They kept at her because girls just wanna have fun and soon Billie Jean would show up here all

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  • like a beauty queen on a movie screen. "Tenderoni, you've got to be," I said. We were at a club down in north Soho where they drink champagne and it takes just like cherry cola.

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  • "Don't call me 'Tenderoni,' " she said, as she walked up to me and she asked me to dance. We danced on the floor in the round, then I pushed her away. I walked to the door and she

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  • started to cry tears like diamonds and that's when I knew

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  • I was going to be balling rich forever

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  • And then I remembered, I have to pay taxes and I'm not that clever.

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  • and that is THE END! haha

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