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All your base are over 9000, so i did the

  • All your base are over 9000, so i did the Gangnam Shake Flop. I also herd u liek cheezeburgers, so u can haz 1, as long as you call me maybe on friday, 'cause everypony's lookin

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  • like a short fat horsey. Tomorrer I'm gonna bare my fury chest and run through the field in back 'o the farm to collect cockleburs. Wanna come pick 'em out?

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  • What a tempting proposition, thought Sue, something she was good at. She had small hands, which would help, but she'd still have to be careful to not to prick herself. Cockleburs

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  • crafts could be profitable, Sue continued, as George de Mestral found out first hand (pun intended). Within a week, Sue had created elaborate cocklebur sculptures, one of which

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  • was shaped like Donald Trump's head. It didn't sell, so she ended up giving it away to a orphanage, who used it as a kind of punishment for naughty children, who were forced to

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  • watch recorded videos of full dolphin-assisted water deliveries. The orphans thought it might be a good movie about dolphins in Hawaii until the pregnant women enter the scene.

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  • You mean they actually wanted the dolphin assisted water delivery? The orphans were in shock when they started to watch the filming. Shrieks of "EEEWWWW! and GROSS" could be heard

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  • throughout the zoo. Did they not know the recent federal regulations against allowing maine mammals to assist in live human births? Does Obama have to regulate EVERYTHING in

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  • such a loud gawkish voice? That question shot out of nowhere and interrupted Michelle Bachman's flow.

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  • That wasn't a good thing. At least not for Michelle Bachman. Her flow was very precariously passing through the weaves of a latticed electric fence, and, well, guess what's next.

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