All your base are over 9000, so i did the

All your base are over 9000, so i did the Gangnam Shake Flop. I also herd u liek cheezeburgers, so u can haz 1, as long as you call me maybe on friday, 'cause everypony's lookin

What a tempting proposition, thought Sue, something she was good at. She had small hands, which would help, but she'd still have to be careful to not to prick herself. Cockleburs

crafts could be profitable, Sue continued, as George de Mestral found out first hand (pun intended). Within a week, Sue had created elaborate cocklebur sculptures, one of which

was shaped like Donald Trump's head. It didn't sell, so she ended up giving it away to a orphanage, who used it as a kind of punishment for naughty children, who were forced to

watch recorded videos of full dolphin-assisted water deliveries. The orphans thought it might be a good movie about dolphins in Hawaii until the pregnant women enter the scene.

You mean they actually wanted the dolphin assisted water delivery? The orphans were in shock when they started to watch the filming. Shrieks of "EEEWWWW! and GROSS" could be heard

throughout the zoo. Did they not know the recent federal regulations against allowing maine mammals to assist in live human births? Does Obama have to regulate EVERYTHING in

such a loud gawkish voice? That question shot out of nowhere and interrupted Michelle Bachman's flow.

That wasn't a good thing. At least not for Michelle Bachman. Her flow was very precariously passing through the weaves of a latticed electric fence, and, well, guess what's next.