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"Atirei o pau no gato-to,mas o gato-to não

  • "Atirei o pau no gato-to,mas o gato-to não morreu-reu-reu...".Beatrice listened to the other kids thinking what would the cat have done to deserve being targeted by a stick of wood

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  • -en teeth. The Wooden Teeth stick was made up of tons of dentures of prisoners put to death. It was like the voo doo smith and wesson. Beatrice picked it up and waved it a

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  • round gaily, the prisoners' dentures clackering together rhythmically on the Wooden Teeth Stick. Beatrice was the sickest warden old Wilbur had ever known. She'd torture the inma

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  • tes with meta-tickle torture. Warden Beatrice would approach old Wilbur with wiggling fingers. "I'm not touching you!" (stop it.) "Still not touching youuuu!" "STOP IT!"

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  • By the time the fingers brushed the fabric of his clothing, Wilbur was squirming and giggling hysterically, his feet banging helplessly against the floor. Human rights groups prote

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  • sted for his release. "The Giant Fingers of Gargantua" Would not let go. Wilbur was trapped in the prison of tickle feet, without anyway out he was DOOMED.

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  • There was no way out for him, so he was in fact DOOMED. Before long the feet ticklers found him in the prison and he was to be tortured by them for all eternity, but out of nowhere

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  • relief! Gold Bond Man strode through the prison's hall, sprinkling sweet, sweet medicated powder onto the feet of the tortured men. It was only momentary, but

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  • It was reminiscent of some movie set in prison. Gold Bond Man vanished after the container was empty. There was no recycling bin, so it went in the trash. Bee Man said how dare you

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  • spy on the USA and live next door to us all those years, me being FBI and all! I knew something was off about you and Elizabeth, but couldn't quite put my finger on it, you sneaks!

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