Pythia had gorged on Gigantes Plaki again

Pythia had gorged on Gigantes Plaki again & had terrible gas. She expected illustrious company for an important session of gastromancy. Plato was consulting the Oracle of Delphi

regarding which present to get his grandson when the Oracle of Delphi pointed. Plato looked where she point. Out on the horizon was pegasus, no, it wasn't a winged horse but

oil & gas company sign. Attique dealers and man cave collectors swarmed in anticipation. A keen collector waved his lassoo in the air to catch the rusty sign. Suddenly a vintage

can opener was thrown in the air, and sliced the lassoo rope. The sign wobbled and then fell like a tree, freshly chopped, flattening the Antique dealers and man cave collectors.

The car dealership where the sign came from was world famous. Z Frank Chevrolet was a beast of a building. King Kong lived there.

Literally, King Kong lived in the famous building--in secrecy so as to avoid the paparazzi that would surely ensue once he opened the door, revealing that Elvis lived there too.

like peanut butter, let alone banana sandwiches. Some employees in the White House were even allergic to peanuts. Both Elvis and King Kong respected this and moved on with their

roundtable on Phallusism in Contemporary Music, Film, Art, and Literature and other social network media & their ilk. Elvis represented a liberal viewpoint while King Kong flung

photos of Faye Wray and he. . .naked. . .on top of the Empire State Building. . .liberally at his admiring fans. Of course, the conservative right was appalled by it all. . .