The pages curled and crackled as roses of

The pages curled and crackled as roses of flame bloomed along their edges. Blank ink was consumed by black soot, and a column of smoke blossomed into the sky. No more would

books ever taint children's young minds, I thought. Literacy is way overrated. "Kegstands in 10!!!" I shouted, as the book bonfire came to a close.

Nobody seemed to have heard me.They had slapped on swastika badges & proceeded to march in perfect order,heading for the library.I'm not a book geek but this seemed too extreme.

But, no I'm not a book geek, that's true, but you know what I am, I am a Sports Geek! And that means really, I am a Jock. I'm a sports geek and damn proud!

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I'M A REAL MAN!?

I just happen to have AI enhanced programing side by side with all my fleshy bits. I'm a real man's real man. Give me an axe and point me to a tree!

"There's a Tree!," spoke the Lorax, and trees purple in nature sprung up the cat in the hat everywhere!