Facebook just added "video call", I would

Facebook just added "video call", I would talk to...

Bigfoot because he would tell me all his hiding places and where he keeps his beef jerkey and he will share them with me and

boy does this beef jerkey taste funny. Doesn't tast beefy at all. What kind beef jerky is this the Sasquatch is trying to feed me? Is that a lip?

I think it is. Why does he keep looking at me like that? I'm just going to keep chewing. I really don't want to swallow this Sasquatch's jerky. Damn, man, why does this kinda stuff

-ed jalapeno popper always give me indigestion. Wow that sasquatch smells bad, or is that me? Maybe if I offer some beef jerky to the sasquatch it will let me

Quick honey, take a picture! Right by that redwood stump. Me and sasquatch, pals forever! Smile! Hey honey, don't use the flash it might startle him. DON'T USE...

It's DARK for God's sake! Of course he had to use the flash! It's her own fault, if she hadn't be so adamant about getting her picture taken with a freakin' monster, this wouldn't

have left them open to the noogie attack from all the younger cousins. You lose concentration for one second to take a pic with a monster and here comes the onslaught. No choice

but to revert back to my sandwich tactic. I took the ham put it on rye bread lathered it with mayonaisse and fed it to the beast. He died, I lived... The End