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She stepped out of the darkness only to see

  • She stepped out of the darkness only to see that familiar shape, to hear that familiar noise; whoosh whoosh whoosh. A blue box appeared out of nowhere. She couldn't understand what

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  • set off her Dr.Who flashbacks. Was it the celery in her soup? The eerie mannequin display she'd just passed? Long scarves? Sara made an appointment with her shrink, Dr. Friedlander

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  • "So this Doctor was who?" said Friedlander. "Yes, exactly" said Sara Jane as she reclined on the chaise. "I see his floppy hat everywhere. Jelly baby?" "This delusion of yours,

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  • might it have something to do with your obsession with time travel?"Friedlander asked carefully,wondering how much of Who Sara Jane knew. Sara Jane removed her mask then, revealing

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  • her to be a Scooby-Doo villain. "I might've gotten over my time travel obsession," Sarah Jane said, "if not for you meddling Time Lords!" She and K-9 bounded away from Friedlander

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  • and fell into an open pit filled with smouldering charcoal. The trap was a success! We would dine for days on the savory meat -- which was fortunate timing since it was nearly

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  • time to storm the castle. Castle-storming is best not performed on an empty stomach, a lesson my great-grandfather Henrich VonLichtenstein taught me at an early age. The trebuchet

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  • shaped cake at his birthday was awesome. The only problem is that I live in West Hollywood and there is no castle to storm. I thought really hard about this, which means I drank so

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  • Much Old Polecat that I threw up in his car. West Hollywood is a place I would never want to live. Too many useful idiots live there. Some are famous, making matters worse.

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  • But the good thing about useful idiots is that when you lose your hammer, they can take care of that nail for you. Using his forehead, I watched one build a house. Amazing!

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