She stepped out of the darkness only to see

She stepped out of the darkness only to see that familiar shape, to hear that familiar noise; whoosh whoosh whoosh. A blue box appeared out of nowhere. She couldn't understand what

set off her Dr.Who flashbacks. Was it the celery in her soup? The eerie mannequin display she'd just passed? Long scarves? Sara made an appointment with her shrink, Dr. Friedlander

might it have something to do with your obsession with time travel?"Friedlander asked carefully,wondering how much of Who Sara Jane knew. Sara Jane removed her mask then, revealing

her to be a Scooby-Doo villain. "I might've gotten over my time travel obsession," Sarah Jane said, "if not for you meddling Time Lords!" She and K-9 bounded away from Friedlander

and fell into an open pit filled with smouldering charcoal. The trap was a success! We would dine for days on the savory meat -- which was fortunate timing since it was nearly

time to storm the castle. Castle-storming is best not performed on an empty stomach, a lesson my great-grandfather Henrich VonLichtenstein taught me at an early age. The trebuchet

shaped cake at his birthday was awesome. The only problem is that I live in West Hollywood and there is no castle to storm. I thought really hard about this, which means I drank so

Much Old Polecat that I threw up in his car. West Hollywood is a place I would never want to live. Too many useful idiots live there. Some are famous, making matters worse.

But the good thing about useful idiots is that when you lose your hammer, they can take care of that nail for you. Using his forehead, I watched one build a house. Amazing!