One day, there lived a little snowman, in

One day, there lived a little snowman, in the snow and it was very cold. The best thing was it's winter. But it felt bit sad, for it will melt away when the sun comes out.

The tropic sun left a pool of trollish water which quickly evaporated, never to be seen again. The church bingo ball caller then barked out, "

"Watch out!" The church bingo baller did a double take and jumped onto the ground and rolled under an approaching tidal wave of rivel bowlers.

That dumb Pling. He couldn't keep his temper on simmer. He was a real baller. I'll say this for him, though, he was always on top of everything.

When that everything started including my mom, I decided to put his temper to the test. His shirt burst into flames at the company picnic during the three legged race. He was tied

to a flaming tiki torch. I threw gasoline on him and his wife next to him caught on fire too. I grabbed the hairspray from my wife's purse and sprayed it at his face. The heat made

concentration. I was chiseling a statue of Cowboy TV. I got back to work. Cowboy TV is gonna be in town in a week and if the statue isn't finished by then, he's gonna

go haywire and punish us all by randomly spamming the same old nonsensical gibberish. Then it suddenly occured to me that I could use the statue as a booby trap, so

I trapped as many boobies as I could get.