Trevor lived among phantoms: civil war ghosts,

Trevor lived among phantoms: civil war ghosts, future humods, etc. He was cool with it - it wasn't real. Until one day someone brushed against him. "It's me - Juliana - don't you r

" Remember me? Juliana, from high school." " Gah! Frig! You touched me!" he exclaimed at the ghost, who looked down at her ethereal form and asked, " Yes, and what of it? Trevor,

what of it my goodman!?! Trevor said, "You're talking weird." Juliana's ghost said, "My dear fellow, that's because all ghosts speak as turn of the century British nobles, why

would you think otherwise? The Great Pancake House Purging of 1857 destroyed over half the inabitants of Great Britain! Why did you think the Puritans fled?! Trevor, you must now

Realise the reason why pancakes fled to the States. They took up roots and found loyal followers everywhere they went. Especially the suburbs. Mr. Pancake and his offspring were

much loved in Big Flats, WI, & Johnycakes, WY. The two towns vied for their favor,figuring if Mr.Pancake & his wife Crepe Suzette & the clan moved in,Silver dollars would stack up

to the top of the tallest greasy spoon. Big Flats, WI was up first and they planned a parade in Mr. Pancakes honor. Floats, ticket tape, the whole shebang. Even Aunt Jemima would

be there, waving & blowing maple-syrup kisses. MY GAWD, what a parade it would be! Pat O'Butter offered his big yello Cadi for Mr. Pancake to ride in, while Crepe Suzette

She was so thirsty after the long march that she chugged the milkshake down. Her face went red and a hush fell over the crowd. Then she waved "Brain Freeze!" she called to her fans