So, we started telling urban myths, & wow!

So, we started telling urban myths, & wow! this was a good 1. There once was this guy that sent his friend to the ER bc he was rough, like really rough & um, too big too. Huh?

So he is browsing the get well soon cards with no luck, then looking at the apology cards, still nothing that quite fits the situation. This is last night all over again.

He felt awkward and unable to express his feelings. Why couldn't the people who wrote greeting cards write something less stilted, less superficial, something like "

Sorry I ran over your cat but it seemed like a good idea at the time." He signed, carefully drew a heart around his name & popped it in the post.

A week later, his letter was returned. It was in bits of ashes. Also, enclosed was a small memo written with a gel pen on Hello Kitty stationary. "For my cat's death, Revenge! :)"

His hands shook as he lay down the threatening letter. Looking out his window, he noticed a late model pink Cadillac parked a block up. Probably a hitman, er, hitcat. Hello Kitty

had no real mouth. This made Hello Kitty the perfect killer. It could never fold under questioning. That's why the CIA recruited Hello Kitty. First target: Japan.

she took a cab and found a hotel. She quickly dressed to attend an event that the dictator was hosting. Her plan was to

flatter him and comment on his fine appearance and accomplishments, and to offer him metallo tracking genes in the guise of a dinner mint. They were married shortly after.