Finished Folds (1—20)
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2having trouble with her memory lately. Just the other day she had spent hours looking for her toothbrush only to find it in the freezer. Maybe that was where her teeth were too!
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0past 7. "Why 7:12? That's an awfully specific time to drink beer." "Because
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3She acted all appreciative at the time, but that night, she threw the wretched object out the window and cried herself to sleep on the kitchen floor. Tomorrow she would
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2But alas, after all her trouble no one did want her cookies. Not only that, but the skirt was so tight that it melded to her skin, and she died trying to take it off.
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1night because it had a curse on it that made it turn from an innocent unitard to a viscous
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3"TOO MUCH DRAMA!" Ed shouted from behind me. Ed hated drama more than anything, even more than bad grammar. He's a hypocrite though:
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1Wallace the Worm wasn't afraid of killer wasps. They were far to stupid to actually
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3as if he actually had the guts to hit me. He was such a coward that he wasn't even worth my attention. I turned back to the weiners, ignoring the captain's shouts.
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1Bang Bang joined the fight. This was against the rules, of course, but Bang Bang was too
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1"But why would you want to wear shorts? It's January and we live in Narnia!" He gave his room-mate an odd look, "We're not in Narnia, bro. We're in
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0and to cuddle up with at night because I'm still scared of monsters, but I had know idea that the real monsters were
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1He was the one that made her sad that time when he killed her dad. Because of him she was weird, but not as weird as that man with the beard:
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1do it! You're innocent, but I've already been corrupted!" Loni plucked the pistol from his hand and shot the bystander in cold blood. "Loni!" he exclaimed, "You're a
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2Why can't people just make their own god-damn miracles?! If they spent more time on science and less time praying, I bet they could figure out how to
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1People always say that you should "write hot, edit cold," but I've never been very good at taking advice. So when I delivered the letter to Mr. Slovanko
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4far too frightening. Their palms grew sweatier and sweatier until they couldn't hold on any longer. The rope slipped under their fingers and they fell straight down into
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2they didn't drive him out of the village with torches and pitchforks like they should have. Instead they paid him to can everything from a
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1everyone would stop arguing. Maybe the hippies would finally shut up, and go off on their own to hold hands and share feelings, and quit bothering us.
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1dug a shallow hole, swallowed my pride, and did the deed. Before I could stand up from the awkward squatting position, however, I heard
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2lit a match. He paused and looked into her eyes for a brief moment, watching them light up with tentative hope, that perhaps he did have a conscience after all. She was wrong.