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I was very afraid to lose his friendship

  • I was very afraid to lose his friendship but I had to be brave and sort things out.

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  • This was not to be an easy folding story to start, but they seem to get better as they develop, until line ten. That's often the best line of all, I have noticed. This is line two!

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  • Ofcourse in order for the story to peak at line 10, we must have a fruitful topic. I propose that we vote. Oh, wait that won't work. How about we just let random chance decide?

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  • The chances of a meaningful folding story emerging through random chance are chancy at best. Are we willing to take that chance? Perhaps an opinion poll would do the trick?

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  • But the chances of a random meaningful fold are slim whitman.

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  • And yet, there was no moral end. It's not like folding stories have moral ends at all. Well, maybe one.

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  • "When you send a sentence out into the world to be folded, you can be sure that it won't come back the way you wanted it to." I suppose that's not a very inspiring moral. Maybe:

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  • Throwing a brick through a window isn't the best way to get a message across. Sure, it gets the people's attention, but a SWAT team response means they misinterpreted the intent.

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  • It was just my usual welcoming shot, a sample brick of cocaine to inform the new neighbors I'm a big dawg dope dealer. But the window was closed. Kaboom! They thought I was KKK and

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  • immediately launched a counterattack:a dozen syringes with heroin came flying my way.I could dodge a few,but caught two.The world turned pink and I began chasing infinite unicorns.

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