There she stood. Motionless. Did she really
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There she stood. Motionless. Did she really realise the consequences of what she had done? Would Detective Nose track her down like a dog and make her pay?
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as the detective nosed dog ran down the ally the girl was running for her life down the road.
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she thought the dog was going to eat her
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But then she realised that she was half ninja half woman, and punched the dog into next century.
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The dog died when it entered the next century but then the half ninja half woman....
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started kicked and shouting at the dog
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because he wouldn't look at what I was pointing at. So I grabbed the dog's face and said, "Look, dammit. There!" I was pointing to
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a small red truck next to the world's biggest mountain of milkbones. The dog was shaking with joy and anticipation. I figured this would be a good test and firmly said 'Stay', then
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dog was bug-eyed, salivating and began to wimper and snarl at the same time. His ass was firmly planted. He wanted them milkbones but the shock therapy worked so i tried it on my
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Grandma and her weekly canasta club. Nothing like the smell of singed blue hair in the morning while munching on Milk Bone-brand treats! Silly dog had to make do with the crumbs.
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- 2011-03-01 08:48:51
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- 2011-03-19 06:48:59
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Davodd Mar 19 2011 @ 14:35
do? "due" doo-doo... d'oh!
49erFaithful Mar 19 2011 @ 14:44
We all make doo doo, even if sometimes you have to make due with the crumbs. ;)