There she stood. Motionless. Did she really

There she stood. Motionless. Did she really realise the consequences of what she had done? Would Detective Nose track her down like a dog and make her pay?

as the detective nosed dog ran down the ally the girl was running for her life down the road.

But then she realised that she was half ninja half woman, and punched the dog into next century.

The dog died when it entered the next century but then the half ninja half woman....

started kicked and shouting at the dog

because he wouldn't look at what I was pointing at. So I grabbed the dog's face and said, "Look, dammit. There!" I was pointing to

a small red truck next to the world's biggest mountain of milkbones. The dog was shaking with joy and anticipation. I figured this would be a good test and firmly said 'Stay', then

dog was bug-eyed, salivating and began to wimper and snarl at the same time. His ass was firmly planted. He wanted them milkbones but the shock therapy worked so i tried it on my

Grandma and her weekly canasta club. Nothing like the smell of singed blue hair in the morning while munching on Milk Bone-brand treats! Silly dog had to make do with the crumbs.