I sat down at a table catching up with my

I sat down at a table catching up with my friends Sarah

I had a capuccino.

One of the really fancy ones. I could hear the people in line grumble as I laid out my order. Cup size, temperature, milk, flavor. Well, just deal with it. You'll have your turn.

I am a Barrista who doesn't give a rat's ass. I keep my job by undermining co-workers before I get fired. I give regular coffee to people who decaf and full fat dairy to rich moms

One day, however, one of the homeless decided that he wouldn't take my insults gratefully, and launched a licked-dry can in my general direction.

It hit me directly n the nggin. I culd n lnger remember the letter "". "This will mess up my texting" I thught. The hb laughed "That'll teach ya, ya gn." "h my gdness!" I yelled.

lttrs were disperng fstr thn I cld wrt thm I hd to do smthng before thy vnsd altogthr... qik 2 th typwrtr...

SHIT! THE CAPS LOCK IS BLOCKED. I'LL GET CENSORED BY THE ADMINS.. Ill hv 2 rtrn 2 th stpd cmptr. Hw cn cmmnct bttr? Braille. That's it. You'll have to feel my words

Feel your words? With Arthritis, Neuropathy and Palsy how the hell can I feel your words? Is this some kind of joke against old people. You Kids are Shits. Get out of my rest home.