My idea to combine elements of Goethe's Faust

My idea to combine elements of Goethe's Faust with Shelley's Frankenstein into an apocalyptic tale of nuclear Armageddon finally got some creative input from reality when

Anderson Cooper started reporting live "from the edge of the exclusion zone" in Japan. He would be the model for Faust. But how would I work in Blitzer?

He could do it by referencing the snowy white hair of Kenny Rogers then talking about Wolf's facial hair proclivities. Anderson hated Wolf, ever since Wolf caught him in that lie

about being a genuine space pilot. The Star Wolf team needed two replacements, and preferably someone who wasn't incompetent as well as a flaming liar, or else end up a flaming

marshmallow burnt on all sides.The vacuum of space leaves little wiggle room. We posted an ad looking for two stalwart heroes who liked to fight the good fight and push buttons.

But the ad was only answered by some hero MAKERS. Hey, I like lunch as much as the next guy, but there's work to be done, man! "You know....hey, this is pretty tasty. When can you

his crotch.

Time stood still as he once again relived the horrible accident at the meat processing plant...and shook his head in profound regret. No, he'd never be able to have children, but

his meat babies would live to pass his legacy on into the future. With his thoughts on the future, he toppled headfirst into the meat grinder.