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s didn't use to be a drowned city. It was beautiful at the time when the gods lived in trees and the clouds and the waves. But Ys couldn't withstand the great storm whipped up by

In this deep, dark abyss was a colossal fish. It's jaws were huge, with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth, it had one giant in the middle of its head and this blood sack that

inflated and glowed when it spotted prey. "I'll marry that fish or die trying" I whispered as I dove into the Mariana Trench. 1000 atmospheres of pressure wouldn't come between

me & true love. I dove with my deep sea submersible shaped like a fangtooth. I made an initial romantic overture by flashing my dorsal leds. This coaxed the penis angler fish from

where it lay gently between two boulders. As the penis angler fish rose to greet me, I began to have doubts about my research. Would my submersible withstand the pounding?

I never found out. The angler ejaculated, the force pushed it down out of sight into the shadowy slit of a sea floor canyon. I coughed .

I turned my head & coughed again. I lost sight if it, thinking the whole thing was over. Truth be told, I was relieved. A splashing sound behind me. It reared its ugly head again!

Dripping with muck, it roared and reached for my scrotum with gloved fingers! I ran but kept falling like in the movies, until it caught me. We smoked a joint and became friends.