"Begone those grey dingy vestmans! I'll make

"Begone those grey dingy vestmans! I'll make them white!" Samwise turned down the TV. Thank the Valar,Bilbo & Frodo didn't see Gandalf stooping to make commercials for $aruman, Inc

but, they did see Gandalf's royalty checks when Valar and Bilbo & Frodo becuase they had power of attorney over Gandalf's affairs ever since

The fake ring was being circulated and strider found out about it too late.

If Arwen found out that he had replaced her priceless Elven relic for bad luck at the Mordor Casino she will go Agent Smith AND Jones all over his Dothraki hide. Broken thoughts st

ained his reasoning like a bad metaphor. But that is not a reason to stop reasoning. Everything doesn't have to have a reason. Just let them be. You got your reasons, I got mine.

I got my reasons out of a gumball machine. I put in a quarter and nothing came out. So I smashed the gumball machine and was sent to juvenile hall. But I had my reasons. Now I

was sitting in a juvy cell all day, so I had plenty of time to read them all. "Cuz I don't wanna" was a recurring theme. Did I really not wanna do that many things? I had to escape

as now I had no autonomy. The world had closed up and now nothing felt like anything. The dreams that lay ahead were all closed up. I had been damned to the lowest circle of hell.

I stood there, sweating, contemplating my eternal fate.Then I heard a soft "Hey". I turned & there stood my girlfriend from 3rd grade.She took my hand & we skipped into the flames.