Gilgamesh had grown weary of being a "super

Gilgamesh had grown weary of being a "super dude." Fame had its problems too. He thirsted for the freedom of anonymity so he disguised himself as

a clerk at the local 7-11.He hid his 5 meter height by squatting behind the counter which was cramped,but Gilgamesh enjoyed the mundane routine until the first robbery on his watch

which he didn't like at all. He took the 7-11 robbery as a personal insult. Gilgamesh thought it might be the four light warriors, but his dog Enkidu had followed him for hot dogs

Gilgamesh, being the patron saint of Indian gas station clerks, tossed his trusty hound another hot dog, before flying off to defeat the thugs who robbed the 7-11.

Catching the hot dog from the air, Gilgamesh's hound, or Shilameh, as was his real name; bit into the tough meat and thought to himself, "I won't be taking orders....

But then Gilamesh told him to sit. Despite his mind telling him not to his body obeyed without hesitation. " I must find a way to break the hold this man has on me" With that

h one? The snake headed woman whipping her head in a rhythmic manner, the gargoyle staring with glassy eyes, or could it be the ham fisted hydra. The power had to come from

Pazuzu, the demon king, standing above all the other cryptids in the room. They seemed to draw nourishment from his presence alone. I loaded the shotgun and aimed

it carefully at the finely crafted chandelier. Down it came on Pazuzu's head, splitting it open & revealing that he was hollow inside, filled with all manner of refreshments. end.