Magnetic zeros stuck to my forehead as I

Magnetic zeros stuck to my forehead as I considered all the time I'd wasted here. I tried getting back on my feet, but Edward would have none of it. I blew a dustbunny from my face

plant because I was an awesome skater. Edward hated me for that. Sure he was a metro-sexual sparkly vampire, but his girlfriend couldn't resist a skater. We're just that hot.

We went skitchin' through the park the other night. Edward's girlfriend got Land Rover exhaust all in her face. It was hella romantic though, bruh. Edward was driving the car that

Killed him by the invisible demon in the back seat grabbing the wheel. His girlfriend was totally wrecked so she jumped off the bridge to Hell which fell apart. She was found later

, a crumpled mass of broken bone.

and a sprinkle of light depression. Blend until doubled in volume. Place in freezer over night. Do not climb into the freezer with it. In the morning spread over a warm bagel.

Dapple the warm bagel with dollops of dried dread. If wished, wash it down with a cup of joyless joe , covered with crushed criticism. Eat / drink slowly. Take time to relish

relinquishing your anguish, savoring your surprise rolled up in a rotating ball of confusion & distinction. Your identity knows the difference so don't let it tell you otherwise.

Besides...if you are having a debate with your identity, and you're losing control, maybe it's time to make the ball of confusion rotate in the opposite direction. Just a thought!