A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi and

A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi and orders a Grasshopper. The bartender looks down at them and says, "Is this some sort of joke?" Just then, 6-foot tall pianist stumbled in.

The huge pianist says "knock knock". A chicken who had just crossed the road said "who's there?" The bartender served the duck and without missing a beat said

"Deeper Johnny, Deeper!" It was the bar of tired jokes. It was packed. An Elephant and a crushed grape at a booth ordered wine. In walked "Big Chief No Fart." He looked dispeptic

as Joe Don Baker. Lucky for Carrie Nation, bars go up pretty easy since they're soaked with liquor. The Tired Joke characters scrambled to escape, but the decor was less tasteful.

He coundn't stop laughing.

yes, he couldn't stop laughing. Indeed, it was a bacteria in his upper left thigh that caused him to laugh non-controllably for days. It never made him feel uncomfortable until

driving under the influence. Then someone in the gallery cut a seven-o on the rectum scale... again. The defendent could contain himself nolonger and dissolved in fits of laughter

and split his pants - RRRRIIIPPP - wide open! The first titter came from baliff, then a giggle from the jury, & a guffaw...& soon everyone was rippin' 'em left & right. The judge

banged her gavel and said no more pants-splitting. "Judge," said the jurors in unison, "We are free and independent beings, and this is a matter of personal sovereignty."