Frank and Mary Johnson felt shut down, moving

Frank and Mary Johnson felt shut down, moving through dark water after the school massacre, but when the reporters showed up, they loaded their shotguns on principle, and not one r

fun night at Chuck e. Cheese's when it was Todd's anniversary, but that's not important to this part of the story. See, Frank & Mary had a suicide pact. They were to take guns

Inside the Museum and shoot the Cheeseman who was delivering there. He had stiffed them before when Frank was a deliveryman for Domino's. Cheeseman had champagne tastes.

Frank was a deliveryman serial killer. He'd order something and then murder the delivery man. He tried to be creative and make the means fit the delivery item. Ofcourse a Cheeseman

was killed when he shoved brie in his mouth and nostrils, suffocating him. When a deliveryman brought a package from Amazon, Frank constricted him anaconda-style. Being a serial ki

ller and a former sous chef, he knew precisely the angle with which to squeeze him, causing the cheese to form into a dairy brick and knock out the delivery man approaching...

The wall between the kitchen and the scullery exploded just at that moment. The delivery man had been a distraction to allow Walrus Team Six to insinuate themselves into the crowd.

The smell of the Walrus Team Six's fishy breath caused the crowd to disperse, and all that was left was a giant baby with a full diaper. The Walrus Team Six dragged it to the neare

st giant baby processing facility, where it was ground up, formed into stinky patties, charcoal broiled, and served with snot-nosed teenager condiments on stinky toddler buns.