Veteran Brad Pascal took the mike. "By the

Veteran Brad Pascal took the mike. "By the rivers of Babylon we sat, hung up our guitars, and quaffed a few brews as the mechanisms of empire worked on into the night." The congreg

ress decided then and there that they had enough of gridlock and went to pass some laws. They all shook hands, rolled up their sleeves and started fixing America.

The show, Extreme Government Makeover, was the reality show hit of the year! Why didn't we hand over Capitol Hill to Ty Pennington years ago? In just a few short months,

Greece went from totally Greek to totally "Chic." The best episode was when Kim Jong-un came back to North Korea after staying at Disneyworld while Ty Pennington and his crew

smeared spackle over a giant hole in the floor and laughed about dropping upper-deckers in the master bath. It was all hilarious until one of the Korean Security Officers fell into

the jacuzzi tub, and his satin robe was stuck into one of the jets. I think he started to scream for help, but I dont understand Korean, so I locked up the office and headed to

the local applebees for some half price appetizers. After crushing some nachos and boneless wings, I remembered the Korean guy in the tub and thought I'd check to see how pruney

his teeny tiny little fingers had gotten. There are days where it still amazes me at how miniature he could be, but then on other days as he inhales a plat of buffalo wings he is

turned into a raving mad Godzilla-like monster that becomes the life of the party. You just never know which of the two will show up to an event, so I prefer when he is miniature