The crossfit games have a 166% year over

The crossfit games have a 166% year over year growth rate!

People tend to quit crossfit because of how basic it is for women to join

I, myself wanted to join, but I didn't have any clean yoga pants. I had spilled my Pumpkin Spice Latte on my last clean pair!

I bravely stepped into the room wearing only my red frilly French knickers and a purple crop top that said "Hang in there, baby" across the chest. I began to stretch my legs

By bending over to touch my toes. I was rewarded by the by the sweet sounds of camera shutters as most of the audience took pictures of my ass. But when it was called "presenting"

Who are people from Caucasus in Russia. They actually like having me live in them. I tended to keep them warm in the north Georgian winds. That was until I accidentally melted

Into the landscape and became a sugar maple. My foliage changed to red and orange from green and I had no watch on so there was no way to time the leaves falling randomly to the

beat of a different Joe Strummer. A Joe Strummer who never Clashed. In his canopy you would never find harsh foliage alongside simple variations of an Autumn palette. A steady tick

is the only kind of tick for me. Tick tock, and all that jazz, what, what?