It's time you knew the truth. I was kicked

It's time you knew the truth. I was kicked off the fire department 8 years ago. All those times I said I was putting out fires, I was really

just going to Starbucks to have some alone time." He looked down, feeling disappointed, but the wife had a good idea. "Fine, but in order for me to accept your apology, go get some

of that vanilla powder in the salt shaker and shake it in your eyes in front of the Barrista." His wife was mean. The Barrista smiled because it had been a slow day and

then in walked the giraffe as high he could be. He walked over to the Barritas ta and asked her for a large shake. She quickly served him, giggling to her self as she scooped the

31 scoops into an 64 oz blizzard. Before she could put on the lid, the giraffe stuck his giant purple tongue out and licked the surface and then sucked it down in one slurp.

The surface sucking giraffe swung his neck toward the food court next, its beady eyes gleaming, anxious for escape from Toys-R-Us. She knew then what she had to do.

It was time to fix the backward 'R' on the Toys-R-Us sign. For years many had thought it was a marketing ploy but it actually happened one night when the giraffe was at a disco

So it cannot be accidentally rotated or flipped. It is way too easy to do that when distracted. I know from Personal experience! The giraffes must be present to help out. These

rotators and flippers were useless in rotating and flipping, unless you had a giraffe's tongue to tickle you while you rotate and flip. Sadly, I was allergic to tickling and died.