Upon his conviction for applecide by bow

Upon his conviction for applecide by bow and arrow, William Tell was thrown into jail with the rest of the appleciders. His cellmate, known only as "Musselman", notoriously juiced

at Jamba's criminal palace on the planet Tatoo. William Tell, looked across the prison yard and saw Welch.

..and made overtures. Prison life on planet Tatoo was better than most. The guards pretty much left them alone. So when Welch signaled the yard by doing a cartwheel, William Tell

Performed his underture whilst eating the apple and preparing the arrows. The tattoo man waited patiently in the grey areas between the two

straight at his hairdo. My shot pinned the toupee to the tree. His self-dignity being profound, he hired a nursery to uproot and carry the tree so the piece stayed atop his head

he hurriedly tiptoed through the tulips and entered the backseat of the waiting limo hoping to avoid another shot. It was then he realized

he was in the wrong car. Instead of his bullet-proof limo, he was in a Tartan Prancer. "Step on it!" he yelled as the bullets went flying. "Welcome to Uber, destination?"

"Anywhere but here," he shouted, ducking below the windows, the car started towards the northeast of town, "wait, no, not there," he yelled, "away from the people shooting me!"

"We have a bulletproof vehicle you short sighted fool!" he reminded while slamming the pedal to the metal. He plowed them all like bowling pins, taking out the trash like a king.