Happy, Sneezy, Grouchy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful

Happy, Sneezy, Grouchy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful & Doc

These were the names of the prime suspects. It had been a long day for agent Jack Daniel, and the last thing he needed was a dwarf murder case. The victim, a Mr. Willow, had been f

abricated by a certain George Lucas associated with the Dream Complex. All the suspect Dwarves where Disney phantasms. Agent Jack Daniel suspected a commercially contracted murder.

He took out his notebook from his pocket and wrote in a secret code. Agent Jack Daniel then went to the town archives to research George Lucas. He found old newspaper clippings

about old people who clipped news papers. Agent Daniel was totally flummoxed. George Lucas was toying with his mind. Agent Daniel said, "There is another.

the remake of "The Adventures of Pinocchio" staring Clint Eastwood as Jiminy Cricket. Agent Daniels was the man directing the action, and the reason Pinocchio had a rifle.

Michael Bay was executive producer and JJ Abrams was Consultant #5. The action had to start right away, so the movie began with Pinocchio on the outskirts of Dakar during WWII.

Since his big hit in the 1940's, Pinocchio had struggled to remain relevant with the kids. Overeating, drug abuse and plastic surgery hadn't helped. He was barely recognizable

, at least as Pinocchio. He's better known now as Aretha Franklin and still to this day does not get any R-E-S-P-E-C-T.