Seven places I wanted to go before the end

Seven places I wanted to go before the end of this short existence were, Mongolia, Basc, Cameroon, New Zealand, Greenland, Iceland, and, Antarctica. But it's ticking down the time

by the fact that I only had a few weeks to live. Why would I want to travel when I could be with those who I love, and love me. My family doesn't even know about this,

place an ad in the classifieds: "Seeking DeLorean for time travel expedition to erase loved ones' memories of me. Experience preferred but not required. Call or email for further

details."He was really looking for a date as loony as him to barhop & discuss twisted spacetime plots. He hadn't really counted a crazy scientist showing up in a vintage DeLorean

wearing purple cats-eye glasses and cat tights. He straightened his tie and cleared his throat self-consciously. "U-uh, hello there, ma'am - sir - uh," he stuttered awkwardly.

Whoever was at the table looked up at him and grinned, pearly white teeth visible. "Hello!" They greeted. "Come on in, sir...? What is your name?" The stranger asked with a raised

dried fruit in her hand. "My name isn't Pit if that is what you are asking", she said glancing at the dried fruit. "Now, aren't you a peach to catch that", the other woman cackled.

"Ape, Rick ought to be here," snapped the younger woman. "No need to get nasty," replied Pit the elderly lady, "He's prolly out raisin' cane, like always." "You old prune!" spat

Rick, revealing himself from behind the drapery."I've been here all along & now I know the truth! You never wanted to be my "date"!" He stormed off & found himself a bran new girl.