What stories now may we of nothing make?

What stories now may we of nothing make?

If the producers of Seinfeld could do it, then so can we. In this particular story about nothing, George Costanza, Lord of the Idiots, strolled into Jerry's apartment one day &

o the pavement, head first after George and Jerry had finally embraced each other and made good on their double suicide pact. To their utter shock there was life after death.

And this life after death was nothing like they've imagined it. Or - was it this way only for the ones who committed suicide? They couldn't tell. In any case, they woke up in a

place full of balloons. It was like someone was celebrating a birthday party. Who celebrates a birthday party in Suicide Afterlife? They know this certain dude did. Unexpectedly,

Dude the golden retriever made 592 friends on his own Facebook site. No one knew he was a dog. Dude put his owner's photo there out of loyalty. One day he barked too loudly and was

SWATted by his neighbours. Dude, the dog, was live streaming at the same time, so his fans were LTFAO (Laughing Their F-ing Asses Off). However, Dude was not amused

by all the bum-bums lying all over his front yard, which is weird, because dogs usually love all things butt-oriented. But Dude was no ordinary dog. He believed himself to be

a spy for the French Secret Service & 007 couldn't hold a candle. So, he ignored the bum-bums & called the clean up crew who made it all disappear & FifI who made it all better. ;)