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What stories now may we of nothing make?

  • What stories now may we of nothing make?

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  • If the producers of Seinfeld could do it, then so can we. In this particular story about nothing, George Costanza, Lord of the Idiots, strolled into Jerry's apartment one day &

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  • promptly forgot why he came over. George and Jerry had a good laugh and talked about if you had a thought and then you forgot it, where did it go? Thought limbo? They headed down t

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  • o the pavement, head first after George and Jerry had finally embraced each other and made good on their double suicide pact. To their utter shock there was life after death.

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  • And this life after death was nothing like they've imagined it. Or - was it this way only for the ones who committed suicide? They couldn't tell. In any case, they woke up in a

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  • place full of balloons. It was like someone was celebrating a birthday party. Who celebrates a birthday party in Suicide Afterlife? They know this certain dude did. Unexpectedly,

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  • Dude the golden retriever made 592 friends on his own Facebook site. No one knew he was a dog. Dude put his owner's photo there out of loyalty. One day he barked too loudly and was

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  • SWATted by his neighbours. Dude, the dog, was live streaming at the same time, so his fans were LTFAO (Laughing Their F-ing Asses Off). However, Dude was not amused

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  • by all the bum-bums lying all over his front yard, which is weird, because dogs usually love all things butt-oriented. But Dude was no ordinary dog. He believed himself to be

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  • a spy for the French Secret Service & 007 couldn't hold a candle. So, he ignored the bum-bums & called the clean up crew who made it all disappear & FifI who made it all better. ;)

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Oct 25 2016 @ 17:30

    Indeed, double the canine trouble, and his collar reads 014

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